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I need to push some updates to the remote sensing instruments, which are there to measure the surface and definitely not do anything else.
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We keep making this joke...and it's funny every single time!
Rumor has it that they're finally auctioning off the zeppelin navigation bands, but everyone is worried that the scary boat captains will express interest.
Fans at Daytona always get extra excited when officials decide to introduce some antimatter cars circling the track in the opposite direction.
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trust XKCD to put things in perspective. 10/10 would log plot again
Earth, Sol system, Western spiral arm
Runners looking for aerodynamic advantage typically wear sneakers because some fancy dress shoes can create wingtip vortices.
"I did briefly visit Venus in August 2025, but I figured out the mistake on my own because it didn't have any moons."
It's ok if you want to close close your eyes for the slab graveyard, so you can still have fun riding the mantle plume back up afterward!
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